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Dulwich Hamlet 1 Metropolitan Police 1, 22/10/03

Either the Met Police team has done away with its old Corinthians 'not a cop, you aint playing' style values, or her Majesty's finest are now allowing non-English speaking Portuguese coppers on the beat, not to mention kids with silly Beckham type haircuts. Must play havoc having to wear a helmet on top. What the hell does a bona fide policeman need a football agent for anyway? Get my drift? Poor game, poor crowd - probably under 100. Hamlet took the lead early on and then threw it away allowing the Met to get an equaliser in the final few minutes. Ref was crap as well. The first official winter match down at Champion Hill. Bloody freezing. Should have stayed in and watched Arsenal.



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