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Saturday 18 October, 2003


London Racers 1 Nottm Panthers 3, 17/10/03

Goon showFace off was late. Still managed to thankfully miss the National Anthem. Tried out the new terracing - a good view but fell over more than once. Racers powerplay has less thrust than a second hand space shuttle. Looked very dodgy behind their own net, almost afraid to advance. Tea during the period breaks was a saviour. Thermos flasks are without a doubt one of the top three inventions known to man. Late push by the Racers in the third with goon Craighead (the ugliest player in the EIHL) throwing his weight around for Panthers. Healthy head count of mullets amongst the visiting Panthers fans. Didn't hang around for Man of the Match, legged it back down the hill to catch the train. That first win WILL come...



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